Starting at £0.50
Brighten up your garden beds, houseplant shelves, or patio pots with our collection of Wooden Novelty Plant Labels! Whether you’re a certified green thumb, a self-proclaimed plant assassin, or just looking to add a dash of personality to your foliage, we’ve got a sign for you.
Crafted from high-quality, durable wood, these charming stakes blend seamlessly into your greenery while delivering a healthy dose of humour.
30 Unique Designs: Choose from 30 distinct, fun messages ranging from sweet and encouraging to downright sassy. Mix and match to fit the exact vibe of your plant collection!
Instant Personality: Perfect for labelling your actual herbs, giving a voice to your drama-queen peace lily, or warning guests not to touch your cacti.
The Perfect Gift: Packaged with charm, these labels make the ultimate gift for plant lovers, gardeners, or that friend who swears they won’t kill this next succulent.
Eco-Friendly Charm: Made from natural wood, offering a rustic, intentional look that plastic markers just can’t match.
With 30 designs to pick from, you can find the perfect match for every plant personality in your home:
| For the Optimist | For the Realist | For the Joker |
| “You Grow Girl” | “Please Don’t Die” | “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” |
| “I Will Survive” | “Pray for Me” | “I Just Wet My Plants” |
| “Still Alive” | “Probably a Weed” | “Don’t Touch Me” |
Garden Tip: These look fantastic tucked into a potted plant as a “thinking of you” gift, or lined up across a windowsill herb garden to keep your kitchen lively.
| Style | "Don't touch me" Cactus | "Don't touch me" Plant | "Still alive" Cactus | "Still alive" Sun | "Pray for me" Heart | "Pray for me" Triangle | "I will survive" Loudspeaker | "I will survive" Plant | "Feeling cute might die later" Cactus | "Feeling cute might die later" Flower | "You grow girl" Heart | "You grow girl" Plant | "Probably a weed" Grass | "Probably a weed" Caterpillar | "Something green" Ladybird | "Something green" Plant | "Please don't die" Plant | "Please don't die" tulip | "Emotional Support Plant" Face | "Emotional Support Plant" Plant | "Water Please" Red Can | "Water Please" Blue Can | "Flower of some sort" | "Thank you for helping me grow" | "I just wet my plants" | "Favourite Child" | "Not a Hugger" | "Plantrovert" | "No idea" | "Not dead yet" |
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